The Onion Update: Obama Yet Again Refrains From Obliterating Human Race

A budget mix up causes Congress to accidentally fund schools …NFL Players look weird in suits, and a revealing discovery about the life of Gentle Ben. It’s the week of May 9, 2011.
The Onion “News” Network is the best at pointing out the ironic. Wow, what would happen if the military budget was given to education?

Update: Obama Yet Again Refrains From Obliterating Human Race